I like children. If they're properly cooked.

W.C. Fields
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  3. The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

  4. The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. - Karl Lagerfeld

  5. I don't remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don't even know exist until you love a child. - Anne Lamott

More Quotes By W.C. Fields
  1. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

  2. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

  3. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

  4. Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

  5. Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

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